"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee"
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The subtext is managerial. Lincoln, famously hungry for information and allergic to pretension, often punctured pomposity with humor that made correction feel survivable. Here, the correction is framed as confusion rather than accusation: maybe the problem is my perception, he suggests, not your incompetence. But of course everyone hears the truth: you served something undrinkable.
Contextually, it fits the Lincoln who practiced “soft words, hard meanings.” In the White House and on the circuit, he used wry quips to de-escalate tension, to humanize himself, and to keep control of a room without overt dominance. The joke also doubles as a miniature philosophy of governance: names and labels don’t matter if the substance doesn’t match. Call it coffee, call it tea - either way, performance is what counts.
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Lincoln, Abraham. (2026, January 14). If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-this-is-coffee-please-bring-me-some-tea-but-if-34554/
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"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-this-is-coffee-please-bring-me-some-tea-but-if-34554/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.






