"If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride"
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Horton’s line snaps like a folk proverb, but it’s engineered as a cleric’s moral shove: stop laundering passivity as hope. By stacking two playful hypotheticals, he turns wishing into something almost embarrassingly practical. If wishes produced fish, you’d gear up. If they produced horses, you’d saddle up. The joke lands because it exposes the hidden premise most of us prefer not to name: we treat desire as if it should yield results without the awkward middle step of effort, risk, or responsibility.
The subtext isn’t anti-imagination; it’s anti-excuse. Horton doesn’t mock longing itself so much as the way people use “I wish” to avoid saying “I won’t.” Each clause conjures communal action - “we’d all” - suggesting that inertia isn’t just personal weakness but a social contagion. Everyone can become fluent in aspiration; fewer people want to be seen laboring for it. By imagining a world where wishing pays out automatically, Horton highlights how quickly humans mobilize when the reward is guaranteed, and how spiritual language can become a velvet cover for procrastination when it isn’t.
Context matters: a 20th-century clergyman speaking to congregations navigating war, economic strain, and modern disillusionment. In that setting, the line functions like a sermon distilled to a grin. It’s gentle enough to repeat at the dinner table, sharp enough to stick in the conscience: faith isn’t a vending machine, and wanting isn’t a plan.
The subtext isn’t anti-imagination; it’s anti-excuse. Horton doesn’t mock longing itself so much as the way people use “I wish” to avoid saying “I won’t.” Each clause conjures communal action - “we’d all” - suggesting that inertia isn’t just personal weakness but a social contagion. Everyone can become fluent in aspiration; fewer people want to be seen laboring for it. By imagining a world where wishing pays out automatically, Horton highlights how quickly humans mobilize when the reward is guaranteed, and how spiritual language can become a velvet cover for procrastination when it isn’t.
Context matters: a 20th-century clergyman speaking to congregations navigating war, economic strain, and modern disillusionment. In that setting, the line functions like a sermon distilled to a grin. It’s gentle enough to repeat at the dinner table, sharp enough to stick in the conscience: faith isn’t a vending machine, and wanting isn’t a plan.
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