"If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets; if wishes were horses we'd all ride"
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The subtext isn’t anti-imagination; it’s anti-excuse. Horton doesn’t mock longing itself so much as the way people use “I wish” to avoid saying “I won’t.” Each clause conjures communal action - “we’d all” - suggesting that inertia isn’t just personal weakness but a social contagion. Everyone can become fluent in aspiration; fewer people want to be seen laboring for it. By imagining a world where wishing pays out automatically, Horton highlights how quickly humans mobilize when the reward is guaranteed, and how spiritual language can become a velvet cover for procrastination when it isn’t.
Context matters: a 20th-century clergyman speaking to congregations navigating war, economic strain, and modern disillusionment. In that setting, the line functions like a sermon distilled to a grin. It’s gentle enough to repeat at the dinner table, sharp enough to stick in the conscience: faith isn’t a vending machine, and wanting isn’t a plan.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Horton, Douglas. (2026, February 16). If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets; if wishes were horses we'd all ride. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-wishes-were-fishes-wed-all-be-throwing-nets-if-155355/
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Horton, Douglas. "If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets; if wishes were horses we'd all ride." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-wishes-were-fishes-wed-all-be-throwing-nets-if-155355/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets; if wishes were horses we'd all ride." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-wishes-were-fishes-wed-all-be-throwing-nets-if-155355/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.










