"If written directions alone would suffice, libraries wouldn't need to have the rest of the universities attached"
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Judith Martin lands this line like a well-aimed teaspoon tap on a teacup: polite, crisp, and faintly scolding. The joke pivots on an exaggerated conditional: if mere written instructions were enough, the library could swallow the whole university. It’s hyperbole with a purpose. She’s not praising books; she’s puncturing the fantasy that knowledge is a matter of downloading the right text and obediently following steps.
The specific intent is corrective. Martin, better known as Miss Manners, is talking to the kind of person who wants etiquette, education, or competence reduced to a set of laminated rules. Her point is that institutions exist because mastery is social and lived. Libraries hold information; universities hold the messy infrastructure that turns information into understanding: mentorship, argument, feedback, context, lab work, studios, office hours, peer pressure, deadlines, and the subtle apprenticeship of watching how smart people think.
The subtext is also a defense of expertise against DIY absolutism. Written directions can tell you what people do; they’re worse at conveying why they do it, when exceptions apply, and how judgment gets formed. Martin’s wit comes from using the library - the emblem of solitary, self-guided learning - as the punchline that proves its own limits.
Contextually, it reads like an early rebuke to today’s “I read the thread, I’m basically trained” confidence. The line insists that education isn’t just content. It’s cultivation, and cultivation requires contact.
The specific intent is corrective. Martin, better known as Miss Manners, is talking to the kind of person who wants etiquette, education, or competence reduced to a set of laminated rules. Her point is that institutions exist because mastery is social and lived. Libraries hold information; universities hold the messy infrastructure that turns information into understanding: mentorship, argument, feedback, context, lab work, studios, office hours, peer pressure, deadlines, and the subtle apprenticeship of watching how smart people think.
The subtext is also a defense of expertise against DIY absolutism. Written directions can tell you what people do; they’re worse at conveying why they do it, when exceptions apply, and how judgment gets formed. Martin’s wit comes from using the library - the emblem of solitary, self-guided learning - as the punchline that proves its own limits.
Contextually, it reads like an early rebuke to today’s “I read the thread, I’m basically trained” confidence. The line insists that education isn’t just content. It’s cultivation, and cultivation requires contact.
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