"If you ain't got your black hat, there ain't no use in filling out an application"
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The genius of the line is its contempt for bureaucracy. “Filling out an application” stands in for the polite fiction that opportunity is neutral and merit-based. Moore’s phrasing yanks the curtain back. Access, especially in celebrity culture, isn’t administered by fair process; it’s conferred by recognition. If you don’t already carry the signifiers that mark you as “in,” the system won’t even process you. The double negative construction (“ain’t... there ain’t...”) reinforces the point: this isn’t aspirational language, it’s backroom language, the kind you hear from someone who’s watched how the sausage gets made.
There’s also an edge of self-mythology. A “black hat” evokes outlaw imagery, swagger, and a chosen persona - the kind of stylized toughness that sells. Read that way, it’s not only critique; it’s instruction. In a marketplace that rewards instantly legible characters, authenticity becomes less about inner truth and more about consistent costume. Moore, a short-lived celebrity, sounds like someone who understood that fame is a role you audition for every day, and the first audition is visual.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Moore, Greg. (2026, January 15). If you ain't got your black hat, there ain't no use in filling out an application. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-aint-got-your-black-hat-there-aint-no-use-160273/
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Moore, Greg. "If you ain't got your black hat, there ain't no use in filling out an application." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-aint-got-your-black-hat-there-aint-no-use-160273/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you ain't got your black hat, there ain't no use in filling out an application." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-aint-got-your-black-hat-there-aint-no-use-160273/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






