"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron"
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The storm setup matters. Lightning is pure randomness, nature’s reminder that the course is not a controlled environment but a manicured patch of outdoors. Trevino’s punchline makes the golfer’s anxiety feel legible by redirecting it: if the universe is terrifying, at least our shared experience of shanking a 1-iron is familiar. It’s also classic Trevino, whose appeal was never just trophies but voice - the guy who could translate an elite sport into barroom truth.
Subtextually, he’s telling you how to survive golf’s ego economy. Laugh at the hard parts, admit the limits, treat the game’s seriousness as the real hazard. The line flatters golfers by including them in the inside joke, then humbles them by reminding them who’s really in charge.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Trevino, Lee. (2026, January 16). If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-are-caught-on-a-golf-course-during-a-storm-118052/
Chicago Style
Trevino, Lee. "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-are-caught-on-a-golf-course-during-a-storm-118052/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-are-caught-on-a-golf-course-during-a-storm-118052/. Accessed 27 Feb. 2026.




