"If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it"
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The intent isn’t to celebrate vice so much as to expose the hypocrisy baked into how we talk about it. Rosten’s subtext is: people routinely do what they want and then buy absolution with suffering. He’s mocking that bargain. Enjoyment becomes a diagnostic tool. If you can’t even take pleasure in the transgression, what’s left is just the sad bureaucracy of bad choices: risk without payoff, desire without honesty, rebellion without conviction.
Context matters: Rosten lived through decades when public virtue was loudly policed (from wartime patriotism to Cold War respectability) while private behavior remained, as ever, messier. The quip reads like a defense against puritanical culture and against the self-pity that culture breeds. It’s not ethical advice; it’s a satirical mirror held up to the guilty conscience, asking why we insist on being both sinner and martyr.
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Rosten, Leo. (2026, January 16). If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-are-going-to-do-something-wrong-at-least-96959/
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Rosten, Leo. "If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-are-going-to-do-something-wrong-at-least-96959/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-are-going-to-do-something-wrong-at-least-96959/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







