"If you could sit down with Jesus, you wouldn't need anybody else. He could answer all of your questions. Instead of Einstein and Louis Pasteur and Madame Curry, you could just have Jesus and he could answer for all of them"
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Carol Alt’s line reads like celebrity testimony filtered through a very American suspicion: that expertise is overrated if you’ve got the right kind of faith. The hook isn’t really Jesus; it’s the fantasy of outsourcing uncertainty. “Sit down with” turns divinity into an intimate consult, a private audience where the hard work of research, doubt, and incremental learning gets replaced by instant, bespoke certainty. That’s emotionally potent, especially in a culture saturated with information and starved for meaning.
The subtext takes a sharper turn when she name-checks Einstein, Pasteur, and Marie Curie as placeholders for modern authority. It’s not just piety; it’s a rhetorical dethroning. Science becomes a crowded panel of specialists; Jesus becomes the ultimate one-stop customer service desk for the cosmos. The appeal is obvious: no jargon, no peer review, no “we don’t know yet.” The cost is also obvious: it collapses different kinds of questions (moral, existential, empirical) into one genre with one adjudicator. That move flatters the believer, who gets access to perfect answers without the slow discipline that produced those scientists’ breakthroughs.
Coming from a model, the statement also reflects a pop-spiritual mode of authority: personal experience as credential. Alt isn’t trying to win a theology seminar. She’s expressing a longing for clarity and a hierarchy of trust - and, intentionally or not, echoing a broader cultural drift where charisma and conviction compete with institutions for the role of “truth.”
The subtext takes a sharper turn when she name-checks Einstein, Pasteur, and Marie Curie as placeholders for modern authority. It’s not just piety; it’s a rhetorical dethroning. Science becomes a crowded panel of specialists; Jesus becomes the ultimate one-stop customer service desk for the cosmos. The appeal is obvious: no jargon, no peer review, no “we don’t know yet.” The cost is also obvious: it collapses different kinds of questions (moral, existential, empirical) into one genre with one adjudicator. That move flatters the believer, who gets access to perfect answers without the slow discipline that produced those scientists’ breakthroughs.
Coming from a model, the statement also reflects a pop-spiritual mode of authority: personal experience as credential. Alt isn’t trying to win a theology seminar. She’s expressing a longing for clarity and a hierarchy of trust - and, intentionally or not, echoing a broader cultural drift where charisma and conviction compete with institutions for the role of “truth.”
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