"If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs"
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Fame, Baer suggests, is a machine that scales your humanity up or down depending on how useful you are to a headline. Do something “big” and the media grants you a face: identity, narrative, a story with a protagonist. Do something “little” and you’re reduced to “only your thumbs,” a grimly funny shorthand for anonymity and evidence. Thumbs are what get printed for criminals, for bureaucratic processing, for the poor souls whose only public marker is a smudge in an ink pad. It’s not just that small deeds go unnoticed; it’s that the culture has a system for noticing them in the most dehumanizing way possible.
The line works because it compresses an entire social hierarchy into a visual gag. “Face” is dignity and recognizability. “Thumbs” are fragments, interchangeable parts. Baer’s wit is in the petty cruelty of the contrast: the very act of being recorded becomes a punishment unless you’ve earned celebrity scale. He’s also quietly skewering the idea that publicity is a reward. The same press that crowns you can also inventory you.
Contextually, this reads like early 20th-century media skepticism: newspapers building modern celebrity while also feeding on scandal and policing. Baer isn’t romanticizing obscurity; he’s warning that public attention isn’t moral, it’s transactional. The punchline lands because it’s still true in today’s surveillance-and-virality ecosystem, where some people get profile pictures and others get biometric data.
The line works because it compresses an entire social hierarchy into a visual gag. “Face” is dignity and recognizability. “Thumbs” are fragments, interchangeable parts. Baer’s wit is in the petty cruelty of the contrast: the very act of being recorded becomes a punishment unless you’ve earned celebrity scale. He’s also quietly skewering the idea that publicity is a reward. The same press that crowns you can also inventory you.
Contextually, this reads like early 20th-century media skepticism: newspapers building modern celebrity while also feeding on scandal and policing. Baer isn’t romanticizing obscurity; he’s warning that public attention isn’t moral, it’s transactional. The punchline lands because it’s still true in today’s surveillance-and-virality ecosystem, where some people get profile pictures and others get biometric data.
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