"If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs"
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The line works because it compresses an entire social hierarchy into a visual gag. “Face” is dignity and recognizability. “Thumbs” are fragments, interchangeable parts. Baer’s wit is in the petty cruelty of the contrast: the very act of being recorded becomes a punishment unless you’ve earned celebrity scale. He’s also quietly skewering the idea that publicity is a reward. The same press that crowns you can also inventory you.
Contextually, this reads like early 20th-century media skepticism: newspapers building modern celebrity while also feeding on scandal and policing. Baer isn’t romanticizing obscurity; he’s warning that public attention isn’t moral, it’s transactional. The punchline lands because it’s still true in today’s surveillance-and-virality ecosystem, where some people get profile pictures and others get biometric data.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Baer, Arthur. (2026, January 15). If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-do-big-things-they-print-your-face-and-if-149574/
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Baer, Arthur. "If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-do-big-things-they-print-your-face-and-if-149574/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-do-big-things-they-print-your-face-and-if-149574/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




