"If you don't do it my way, I suggest you commit suicide"
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Albers taught at the Bauhaus, then at Black Mountain College and Yale, institutions that treated art-making as a modernist engineering problem: test, iterate, obey the constraints, discover the surprising result. His "my way" wasn't mere ego (though the line certainly performs authority); it was a demand to submit to process. The subtext is: your instincts are unreliable, your taste is provincial, and until you surrender to method you are not free - you're just improvising inside habits you don't know you have.
The suicide crack functions as dark classroom theater. It's a pressure tactic that dramatizes the stakes of attention: either you accept the rigor or you're dead to the work. It also reveals the era's macho model of genius-teaching, where intimidation passed as seriousness and psychological collateral damage was shrugged off as the price of greatness. Today it lands differently: not as edgy truth, but as a reminder that modernism's clean lines were often enforced with blunt instruments.
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Albers, Josef. (2026, January 15). If you don't do it my way, I suggest you commit suicide. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-do-it-my-way-i-suggest-you-commit-153644/
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Albers, Josef. "If you don't do it my way, I suggest you commit suicide." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-do-it-my-way-i-suggest-you-commit-153644/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you don't do it my way, I suggest you commit suicide." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-dont-do-it-my-way-i-suggest-you-commit-153644/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







