"If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it"
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The intent is managerial as much as philosophical. As a publisher-businessman who thrived on ambition, Forbes isn’t really endorsing passivity; he’s diagnosing it. Expect nothing and you’ll behave like nothing is possible: you won’t negotiate, you won’t push, you won’t build the systems that make outcomes improve. Surprise becomes a consolation prize for people who’ve already opted out of agency. The joke lands because it weaponizes a familiar coping strategy. We tell ourselves not to hope too much so disappointment hurts less, and Forbes points out the hidden cost: that emotional hedge can become a life strategy.
There’s also a classically capitalist subtext here about markets and attention. In business, expectations are forecasts; they shape investment. Underestimate demand and you under-produce. Underestimate your own value and you accept the first offer. Forbes’s punchline implies the world doesn’t generously fill vacuums; it rewards assertion and planning. The dark humor is that “expect nothing” feels like wisdom, but it can be an alibi.
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Forbes, Malcolm. (n.d.). If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-expect-nothing-youre-apt-to-be-surprised-8898/
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"If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-expect-nothing-youre-apt-to-be-surprised-8898/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.








