"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?"
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Allston, a novelist steeped in genre play, is also smuggling in a sci-fi question: when belief systems migrate into networks, does sacrilege scale with bandwidth? The subtext is that power now lives in databases, credentials, and access logs; the new pilgrimage is login. Hacking becomes a form of trespass that’s both literal (breaking into a system) and symbolic (challenging a worldview). The humor turns on category error: God doesn’t have a server, but the Vatican does - and that gap is where satire thrives.
Contextually, it reads like early-Internet era anxiety with a smirk: as religious authority digitizes, it becomes newly vulnerable, newly surveillable, newly “mortal.” Allston’s real target is the reflex to treat criticism of a bureaucracy as blasphemy. If a holy institution is running on ordinary hardware, maybe its claims to untouchability are, too.
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Allston, Aaron. (2026, January 17). If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-hack-the-vatican-server-have-you-tampered-37324/
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Allston, Aaron. "If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-hack-the-vatican-server-have-you-tampered-37324/.
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"If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-hack-the-vatican-server-have-you-tampered-37324/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






