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Daily Inspiration Quote by Scott Adams

"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done"

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Condescension, here, is treated like a transferable skillset: if youre struggling to pull it off, just consult a Unix user, the implied black-belt instructor in talking down to civilians. Scott Adams builds the joke on a familiar tech-world stereotype: the Unix/Linux enthusiast as brilliant, impatient, and culturally allergic to hand-holding. The line lands because it frames arrogance not as an occasional personality flaw but as a craft with mentors, techniques, and a pedagogical tradition. Its workplace humor disguised as a how-to.

The intent is less to indict Unix itself than to roast a particular kind of competence culture: the tendency for expertise to become a social weapon. In the subtext, knowledge is hoarded and guarded, and newcomers are expected to earn entry through suffering. If you dont already speak the lingo, youre not just uninformed; youre morally suspect. The punchline doesnt come from technical details; it comes from the shared memory of being dismissed with a smug RTFM, an eye-roll at "basic questions", or a lecture masquerading as help.

Context matters: Adams, as the Dilbert cartoonist, built a career on corporate ecosystems where power is exercised through language, status, and performative intelligence. This gag uses Unix as shorthand for a broader office dynamic: people who confuse being right with being superior. Its a jab at the small cruelties of expertise, and at how easily "smart" becomes "insufferable" when empathy is treated as optional.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: The Art of UNIX Programming (Eric S. Raymond, 2003) modern compilationISBN: 9780132465885 · ID: H4q1t-jAcBIC
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
Evidence:
... If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Dilbert newsletter 3.0, 1994 —Scott Adams The design of operating systems conditions the style of software development under them in many ways ...
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Adams, Scott. (2026, February 11). If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-have-any-trouble-sounding-condescending-15406/

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Adams, Scott. "If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." FixQuotes. February 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-have-any-trouble-sounding-condescending-15406/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." FixQuotes, 11 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-have-any-trouble-sounding-condescending-15406/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.

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Scott Adams (September 28, 1966 - January 13, 2026) was a Cartoonist from USA.

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