"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done"
About this Quote
The intent is less to indict Unix itself than to roast a particular kind of competence culture: the tendency for expertise to become a social weapon. In the subtext, knowledge is hoarded and guarded, and newcomers are expected to earn entry through suffering. If you dont already speak the lingo, youre not just uninformed; youre morally suspect. The punchline doesnt come from technical details; it comes from the shared memory of being dismissed with a smug RTFM, an eye-roll at "basic questions", or a lecture masquerading as help.
Context matters: Adams, as the Dilbert cartoonist, built a career on corporate ecosystems where power is exercised through language, status, and performative intelligence. This gag uses Unix as shorthand for a broader office dynamic: people who confuse being right with being superior. Its a jab at the small cruelties of expertise, and at how easily "smart" becomes "insufferable" when empathy is treated as optional.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Art of UNIX Programming (Eric S. Raymond, 2003) modern compilationISBN: 9780132465885 · ID: H4q1t-jAcBIC
Evidence:
... If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. Dilbert newsletter 3.0, 1994 —Scott Adams The design of operating systems conditions the style of software development under them in many ways ... |
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Adams, Scott. (2026, February 11). If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-have-any-trouble-sounding-condescending-15406/
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Adams, Scott. "If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." FixQuotes. February 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-have-any-trouble-sounding-condescending-15406/.
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"If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done." FixQuotes, 11 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-have-any-trouble-sounding-condescending-15406/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.







