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Science Quote by Austin O'Malley

"If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it"

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Austín O'Malley’s line lands with the clean snap of lab logic dressed up as dinner-table advice: silence is risk management. The joke is physical - mouth, foot, the body tripping over itself - but the intent is social. Speech is treated as an experiment with uncontrolled variables; the safest way to avoid error is not to run the trial.

That’s a revealing posture for a turn-of-the-century intellectual moving through professional and civic life when reputations were brittle and public discourse could be punishingly moralistic. The quip flatters discretion as a kind of intelligence: the competent person knows that most damage comes not from malice but from premature certainty, casual bragging, or the reflex to fill air. “Never” is the tell. It’s not merely recommending tact; it’s offering an absolutist promise, a seduction for anyone anxious about being judged.

The subtext, though, is a little darker and more modern than it first appears. If silence guarantees safety, then speaking is framed as a liability rather than a responsibility. That worldview fits institutions that reward compliance and punish messy honesty - workplaces, politics, even academia, where the wrong remark can become your defining datum. O’Malley’s wit also contains a quiet critique of human talkativeness: we don’t just communicate, we self-sabotage, volunteering evidence against ourselves.

It works because it compresses a whole social strategy into a single bodily gag: control the mouth, control the fallout. The laugh arrives, then the uneasy recognition.

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Austin O'Malley

Austin O'Malley (October 1, 1858 - 1932) was a Physicist from USA.

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