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Daily Inspiration Quote by Bugs Baer

"If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end"

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The line is a vaudeville-perfect paradox: it pretends to measure the legal code like a length of rope, then snaps the tape measure in half. Bugs Baer, a newspaperman with a comedian’s ear for civic hypocrisy, isn’t just cracking wise about bureaucracy. He’s needling the American habit of treating legislation as a moral accomplishment in itself, as if passing another rule equals solving the problem the rule was meant to address.

The intent is double-edged. On the surface, it’s a gag about sheer volume. Underneath, it’s a critique of a system that responds to complexity with accumulation. Laws multiply because the world changes, yes, but also because lawmakers, lobbyists, and institutions benefit from a dense thicket: it creates loopholes for the well-lawyered and traps for everyone else. “No end” doesn’t only mean “a lot.” It suggests a feedback loop: every new statute spawns exceptions, enforcement questions, and unintended consequences that invite yet more statutes. Regulation becomes self-perpetuating.

Context matters: Baer lived through Prohibition, the New Deal, two world wars, and the modern expansion of the administrative state. Those eras produced both necessary protections and spectacular legal absurdities, often side by side. The joke works because it lands on a lived truth: most people experience “the law” less as a coherent social contract and more as an ever-expanding pile of fine print. Baer’s punchline is essentially a warning that when rules become endless, legitimacy feels finite.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Baer, Bugs. (2026, January 16). If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-laid-all-our-laws-end-to-end-there-would-111358/

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Baer, Bugs. "If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-laid-all-our-laws-end-to-end-there-would-111358/.

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"If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-laid-all-our-laws-end-to-end-there-would-111358/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Bugs Baer (1886 - 1969) was a Journalist from USA.

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