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Motivation Quote by Carl Olson

"If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control"

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There’s a blunt locker-room pragmatism to Olson’s line: if you’re going to deal with something disgusting and persistent, don’t get cute about it. “If you must” is the tell. It frames the roach not as a melodramatic enemy but as an unavoidable nuisance - the kind of problem you handle because life forces your hand, not because you’re seeking moral victory. That casual fatalism is very athlete-coded: you don’t debate the existence of the obstacle; you game-plan around it.

The phrase “mechanical control” does a lot of cultural work. It’s not “kill it,” not “eradicate,” not “purify.” It’s a technical, almost bloodless term that shifts the scene from squeamish disgust to procedure. Mechanical means direct action: traps, barriers, physical removal. It’s the opposite of spraying chemicals and hoping the air does the work for you. In subtext, it’s a small manifesto about agency. Handle the problem with your hands, your tools, your discipline - not with a haze of toxicity that lingers after the target is gone.

Contextually, the line echoes mid-century common sense, when household pests and household products were both treated as routine parts of modern life. Yet it sneaks in a caution: the cure can contaminate the room you live in. Olson’s intent isn’t to philosophize; it’s to prescribe. The quote lands because it’s so unromantic: control beats catharsis, and the cleanest fix is often the most literal one.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Olson, Carl. (n.d.). If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-must-get-rid-of-a-roach-use-mechanical-42895/

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Olson, Carl. "If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-must-get-rid-of-a-roach-use-mechanical-42895/.

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"If you must get rid of a roach, use mechanical control." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-must-get-rid-of-a-roach-use-mechanical-42895/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.

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Carl Olson (July 11, 1928 - January 16, 2002) was a Athlete from USA.

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