"If you sit down with me, I guarantee I will accept any terms you offer for a contract"
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The guarantee is intentionally outrageous. No rational producer accepts “any terms,” and everyone knows it. That’s why it works. The line is a dare to the other party’s cynicism: you can keep your guard up, or you can come hear the pitch and risk getting swept into the narrative of inevitability. It’s negotiation as theater, and Selznick is casting himself as the only co-star worth playing opposite.
Context matters: studio-era Hollywood ran on asymmetry and mythmaking. Producers weren’t just financiers; they were gatekeepers who controlled access to distribution, publicity, and cultural permanence. Selznick’s promise converts that gatekeeping into hospitality. He’s selling the idea that the real asset isn’t the contract, it’s the relationship with the man who can make the contract matter. The subtext is blunt: if you’re smart, you’ll take the meeting, and once you do, I’ll make “your terms” feel like the least important part of saying yes.
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Selznick, David O. (2026, January 16). If you sit down with me, I guarantee I will accept any terms you offer for a contract. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-sit-down-with-me-i-guarantee-i-will-accept-124223/
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Selznick, David O. "If you sit down with me, I guarantee I will accept any terms you offer for a contract." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-sit-down-with-me-i-guarantee-i-will-accept-124223/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you sit down with me, I guarantee I will accept any terms you offer for a contract." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-sit-down-with-me-i-guarantee-i-will-accept-124223/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.


