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Daily Inspiration Quote by Wilson Mizner

"If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research"

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Mizner’s line is a velvet-gloved shiv aimed at the respectability theater of “originality.” The joke pivots on a petty crime turned institutional virtue: steal from one writer and you’re a hack; steal from a crowd and you’re suddenly wearing a tweed jacket, calling it research. It works because it exposes how moral categories in culture often depend less on the act than on the packaging, the audience, and the power to rename things.

As a dramatist and professional hustler of language, Mizner knew that writers borrow constantly - plots migrate, archetypes repeat, punchlines get refurbished. His punch isn’t that plagiarism is fine; it’s that the culture industry is comfortable laundering theft into legitimacy when it becomes diffuse, deniable, and dressed up as scholarship. “Many” implies method: citations, synthesis, a veneer of labor. The subtext is cynical but precise: institutions reward the appearance of rigor more reliably than the messy truth of influence.

The timing matters. Mizner wrote in an era when mass media and commercial theater were consolidating, when authorship was becoming both a brand and a legal battleground. His quip anticipates today’s remix economy and our arguments about sampling, fan fiction, and AI training data: where’s the line between learning from a corpus and ripping someone off? Mizner’s answer is grimly comic: the line is drawn by scale and social permission. “Research” isn’t just practice; it’s a permission slip.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: Man Walks Into A Bar (Mike Haskins, Stephen Arnott, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9781446406427 · ID: MJQnHbN929wC
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
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Tales of a Wayward Inn (Wilson Mizner, 1938)50.0%
As Wilson Mizner says, "When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism, but when you take from many writers it’s...
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mizner, Wilson. (2026, February 11). If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-13205/

Chicago Style
Mizner, Wilson. "If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research." FixQuotes. February 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-13205/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research." FixQuotes, 11 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-13205/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Wilson Mizner

Wilson Mizner (May 19, 1876 - April 3, 1933) was a Dramatist from USA.

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