"If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research"
About this Quote
As a dramatist and professional hustler of language, Mizner knew that writers borrow constantly - plots migrate, archetypes repeat, punchlines get refurbished. His punch isn’t that plagiarism is fine; it’s that the culture industry is comfortable laundering theft into legitimacy when it becomes diffuse, deniable, and dressed up as scholarship. “Many” implies method: citations, synthesis, a veneer of labor. The subtext is cynical but precise: institutions reward the appearance of rigor more reliably than the messy truth of influence.
The timing matters. Mizner wrote in an era when mass media and commercial theater were consolidating, when authorship was becoming both a brand and a legal battleground. His quip anticipates today’s remix economy and our arguments about sampling, fan fiction, and AI training data: where’s the line between learning from a corpus and ripping someone off? Mizner’s answer is grimly comic: the line is drawn by scale and social permission. “Research” isn’t just practice; it’s a permission slip.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: Man Walks Into A Bar (Mike Haskins, Stephen Arnott, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9781446406427 · ID: MJQnHbN929wC
Evidence: ... If you steal from one author it's plagiarism . If you steal from many , it's research . ' Wilson Mizner PLANES AND FLYING * An airline passenger approaches a stewardess and asks why his flight is being delayed . ' It's all right ... Other candidates (1) Tales of a Wayward Inn (Wilson Mizner, 1938)50.0% As Wilson Mizner says, "When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism, but when you take from many writers it’s... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mizner, Wilson. (2026, February 11). If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-13205/
Chicago Style
Mizner, Wilson. "If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research." FixQuotes. February 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-13205/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research." FixQuotes, 11 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-13205/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.










