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Daily Inspiration Quote by John Burke

"If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research"

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A lawyer would, of course, be the one to turn theft into a sliding scale of legitimacy. Burke's line snaps because it treats intellectual property like a courtroom trick: change the framing, add a second source, and suddenly the same act gets laundered into something respectable. The comedy isn't just in the cynicism; it's in the faux-precision of the distinction. "One author" versus "two" sounds like a clean rule, the kind of bright-line test lawyers love, even as it exposes how arbitrary those lines can be.

The subtext is a jab at credentialed culture and its paperwork halo. Scholarship, at its best, is synthesis - taking existing ideas, testing them, recombining them, and giving credit so the reader can trace the scaffolding. Burke's joke lands because it points to the shadow version of that process: citation as camouflage. If you borrow from a single voice, your dependence is visible. If you scatter your borrowing across multiple voices, you can pass off assembly as originality. Quantity becomes an alibi.

Context matters: Burke practiced in a period when mass print, professionalization, and expanding higher education made authorship feel newly economic and newly policed. The quip plays like an insider aside from someone trained to notice how institutions sanctify behavior once it wears the right labels. It's funny because it's uncomfortably plausible - and because it asks whether "research" is sometimes just plagiarism with better formatting.

Quote Details

TopicWitty One-Liners
Source
Later attribution: Respectfully Quoted (James H. Billington, Library of Congress, 2010) modern compilationISBN: 9780486472881 · ID: 91IFAYFhtOMC
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
Evidence:
... If you steal from one author , it's plagiarism . If you steal from two , it's research . WILSON MIZNER . - John Burke ( Richard O'Connor ) , Rogue's Progress : The Fabulous Adventures of Wilson Mizner , chapter 9 , p . 167 ( 1975 ) ...
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Burke, John. (2026, February 8). If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-133496/

Chicago Style
Burke, John. "If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research." FixQuotes. February 8, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-133496/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research." FixQuotes, 8 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-steal-from-one-author-its-plagiarism-if-133496/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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John Burke (February 25, 1859 - May 14, 1937) was a Lawyer from USA.

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