"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments"
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Wilson’s intent is comic, but it’s also a quick social diagnosis. In modern life, your “aliveness” is legible less through relationships than through compliance: bills paid, schedules met, obligations honored. The subtext is a sneaky inversion of the usual plea for meaning. You don’t need to prove you matter; you need to stop paying and watch how efficiently the system finds you. That’s bleak, and that’s why it’s funny.
Context matters: Wilson’s era was thick with car culture, credit expansion, and the normalization of installment debt as middle-class adulthood. The car isn’t just transportation; it’s mobility, status, even masculinity - especially in mid-century America. So missing payments isn’t a minor lapse; it’s a breach of the social contract. The punchline isn’t that people don’t care. It’s that the institutions that can’t love you can still locate you, pursue you, and demand proof you’re functioning.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Wilson, Earl. (2026, January 17). If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-think-nobody-cares-if-youre-alive-try-58185/
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Wilson, Earl. "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-think-nobody-cares-if-youre-alive-try-58185/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-think-nobody-cares-if-youre-alive-try-58185/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.









