"If you try to please everybody, somebody's not going to like it"
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The phrasing is doing more than it seems. “Try” frames the problem as effort, not outcome; “please” reduces politics to customer service, replacing obligations and rights with satisfaction metrics. The kicker is the vagueness of “somebody.” Not the public, not allies, not Congress, not soldiers or civilians - just an abstract heckler. That anonymity is strategic: it collapses vastly different kinds of dissent (partisan grumbling vs. substantive critique) into the same harmless category.
Context matters because Rumsfeld was a master of managing uncertainty as a political asset, especially during the post-9/11 era when contested intelligence and disputed strategies demanded rhetorical insulation. This is the logic of the national security state translated into everyday language: decisions must be made under pressure; disagreement is proof of seriousness; critics are inevitable and therefore ignorable.
It’s a sentence designed to harden leadership against empathy - and to ask the audience to admire that hardness as virtue.
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"If you try to please everybody, somebody's not going to like it." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-try-to-please-everybody-somebodys-not-48800/. Accessed 8 Feb. 2026.









