"If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them"
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The bite comes from the escalation: accurate, intelligible, who cares? Carroll is mocking not only the speaker who weaponizes figures, but the audience that rewards quantity over clarity. “Enough of them” suggests a saturation tactic - overwhelm the listener until skepticism feels like homework. It’s the same strategy behind bureaucratic reports, political talking points, and today’s dashboard culture: if the chart is dense enough, the conclusion can coast.
Context matters. Carroll wrote in a Victorian world intoxicated by measurement - censuses, actuarial tables, industrial accounting - where “scientific” language carried moral authority. As a mathematician, he knew the difference between precision and performance. That double identity sharpens the irony: the joke isn’t anti-math, it’s anti-prestige. Numbers are powerful tools, Carroll implies, precisely because they can be used by people who don’t understand them on people who won’t challenge them.
The subtext is bleakly modern: credibility can be generated without comprehension. The cure, quietly implied, is not fewer statistics, but harder questions about what they mean and who benefits when they don’t.
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Carroll, Lewis. (n.d.). If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-want-to-inspire-confidence-give-plenty-of-173674/
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Carroll, Lewis. "If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-want-to-inspire-confidence-give-plenty-of-173674/.
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"If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-want-to-inspire-confidence-give-plenty-of-173674/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.








