"If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese"
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Nugent’s line is a provocation dressed up as folksy common sense: conservation by consumption. It works because it flips the usual moral script. Instead of “protect what you love,” he argues “use what you value,” betting that a market appetite creates a political constituency faster than a nature documentary ever could. The examples aren’t random. Chickens and turkeys are industrial success stories; deer and Canadian geese are managed “wild” animals whose numbers are controlled through hunting seasons. He’s stitching factory farming and wildlife management into one blunt thesis: animals survive when humans attach a price tag and a plan.
The subtext is a jab at preservationist sentimentality. “Simply decide” mocks environmentalism as naive and bureaucratic, implying the real world runs on incentives, not ethics. It’s also a cultural flex: the outdoorsman’s worldview as the grown-up alternative to urban, feelings-forward activism. Coming from Nugent - a musician who built a second career as a loud, polarizing gun-and-hunting celebrity - the quote plays like a stage riff: designed to trigger applause from allies and outrage from critics, both of which keep his brand alive.
Context matters because his argument borrows a real conservation idea (regulated hunting can fund habitat and stabilize populations) while laundering a harsher claim: that the surest way to “save” nature is to turn it into a product. The tension is the point. He’s not solving the ethics; he’s daring you to admit that, in America, stewardship often follows profit.
The subtext is a jab at preservationist sentimentality. “Simply decide” mocks environmentalism as naive and bureaucratic, implying the real world runs on incentives, not ethics. It’s also a cultural flex: the outdoorsman’s worldview as the grown-up alternative to urban, feelings-forward activism. Coming from Nugent - a musician who built a second career as a loud, polarizing gun-and-hunting celebrity - the quote plays like a stage riff: designed to trigger applause from allies and outrage from critics, both of which keep his brand alive.
Context matters because his argument borrows a real conservation idea (regulated hunting can fund habitat and stabilize populations) while laundering a harsher claim: that the surest way to “save” nature is to turn it into a product. The tension is the point. He’s not solving the ethics; he’s daring you to admit that, in America, stewardship often follows profit.
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