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"If you wish at once to do nothing and be respectable nowadays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study"

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Weaponized busyness is not a 21st-century invention; Leslie Stephen is already skewering it with Victorian precision. The line lands because it flatters and indicts at the same time: it offers a “best pretext” with the cool helpfulness of a life hack, then reveals the hack’s moral rot. To “do nothing” is one thing; to be “respectable” while doing it is the real ambition. Stephen is diagnosing a social economy where status depends less on actual output than on the appearance of intellectual seriousness.

The phrase “nowadays” is the tell. He’s pointing to a modernizing culture - professionalizing, credentialing, increasingly ruled by institutions - in which the performance of work becomes its own currency. “Profound study” isn’t mocked because study is worthless; it’s mocked because profundity is conveniently unverifiable. It’s the perfect alibi: long timelines, obscure materials, and the implied superiority of complexity. No one can easily audit whether you’re producing insight or just cultivating a fog of importance.

Stephen’s wit is dry, almost bureaucratic, and that’s why it bites. “At once” collapses the distance between idleness and esteem, exposing how quickly society can be tricked when the right signals are displayed. The subtext is a warning to readers who might confuse reverence for learning with deference to learned-looking people. In an era that prized earnestness and moral industry, he’s highlighting a loophole: claim you’re doing Great Work, and you can opt out of ordinary obligations while still collecting applause for your supposed virtue.

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Stephen, Leslie. (2026, January 15). If you wish at once to do nothing and be respectable nowadays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-wish-at-once-to-do-nothing-and-be-142726/

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Stephen, Leslie. "If you wish at once to do nothing and be respectable nowadays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-wish-at-once-to-do-nothing-and-be-142726/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you wish at once to do nothing and be respectable nowadays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-you-wish-at-once-to-do-nothing-and-be-142726/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Leslie Stephen

Leslie Stephen (November 28, 1832 - February 22, 1904) was a Author from England.

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