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Life & Wisdom Quote by Michael Gerber

"If your business depends on you, you don’t own a business—you have a job. And it’s the worst job in the world because you’re working for a lunatic!"

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Gerber’s line lands like a slapstick gut-punch: you thought you were the boss, but the “boss” is a manic voice in your own head that never clocks out. The humor (“working for a lunatic”) isn’t just garnish; it’s the rhetorical trick that makes a harsh diagnosis feel undeniable. By turning the entrepreneur into an employee, Gerber flips the cultural script that treats self-employment as automatic freedom. He’s not attacking work ethic; he’s attacking the fantasy that hustle equals ownership.

The intent is practical and slightly prosecutorial: separate the person from the process. If the enterprise collapses when you step away, you haven’t built an asset, you’ve built a dependency. The subtext is a critique of small-business martyrdom, the kind that gets applauded as “passion” while functioning as a quiet form of self-exploitation. Calling the owner a “lunatic” is really about the irrational expectations baked into founder identity: be visionary, be operator, be customer support, be payroll, be growth engine. Sleep is optional; control is mandatory.

Contextually, this is classic E-Myth thinking from a writer who made a career out of demystifying entrepreneurship. It speaks to the technician-turned-founder problem: people start businesses because they’re good at a craft, then get trapped inside the craft, unable to design systems, delegate, or document. The line works because it punctures vanity. It replaces motivational poster entrepreneurship with an unromantic question: can this run without you, or are you just wearing a CEO costume while doing shift work 24/7?

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Gerber, Michael. (2026, February 5). If your business depends on you, you don’t own a business—you have a job. And it’s the worst job in the world because you’re working for a lunatic! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-your-business-depends-on-you-you-dont-own-a-184938/

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Gerber, Michael. "If your business depends on you, you don’t own a business—you have a job. And it’s the worst job in the world because you’re working for a lunatic!" FixQuotes. February 5, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-your-business-depends-on-you-you-dont-own-a-184938/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If your business depends on you, you don’t own a business—you have a job. And it’s the worst job in the world because you’re working for a lunatic!" FixQuotes, 5 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-your-business-depends-on-you-you-dont-own-a-184938/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Michael Gerber

Michael Gerber (born June 20, 1936) is a Author from USA.

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