"If you're going to be born ugly and be an actor - the least they can do is let you play Lincoln"
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The intent isn’t just to get a laugh at his own expense. It’s to call out the industry’s hypocrisy while staying inside its social code. Waterston can’t say “casting is shallow” without sounding bitter; he can say “at least let me be Lincoln” and sound like a grown-up who understands the game. The “least they can do” phrasing is key: it frames dignity as something actors have to negotiate for, not something they’re owed.
Lincoln is doing a lot of cultural work here. He’s one of the few American roles where gravitas outranks glamour, where a face can read as weathered, severe, even awkward, and that becomes a feature rather than a flaw. The subtext: America likes its moral heroes a little homely, because beauty can look like entitlement. Waterston’s wit turns that into an indictment of both Hollywood’s aesthetics and our own hunger for “authentic” suffering on screen.
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Waterston, Sam. (2026, January 16). If you're going to be born ugly and be an actor - the least they can do is let you play Lincoln. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-youre-going-to-be-born-ugly-and-be-an-actor-102638/
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Waterston, Sam. "If you're going to be born ugly and be an actor - the least they can do is let you play Lincoln." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-youre-going-to-be-born-ugly-and-be-an-actor-102638/.
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"If you're going to be born ugly and be an actor - the least they can do is let you play Lincoln." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-youre-going-to-be-born-ugly-and-be-an-actor-102638/. Accessed 26 Feb. 2026.






