"If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay"
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The intent is strategic self-deprecation from an insider. Dole isn’t an outsider railing against Washington; he’s a veteran of it, which gives the jab moral cover. He can mock the institution precisely because he’s part of its furniture. That’s why it reads less like conspiracy-minded contempt and more like a wearied acknowledgment of dysfunction: committee grandstanding, petty rivalries, the performative outrage that plays well on cameras and badly in legislation.
Subtextually, it’s also populist translation. “Gridlock” and “procedural warfare” are abstractions. “Zoo” is a visual, instantly legible metaphor that turns Senate behavior into something any bored tourist can understand. The punch line about admission price sharpens the critique: the public is already paying for this circus through taxes, but the only thing they’re being invited to consume is the show.
In context, Dole’s humor reflects an era when institutional skepticism was rising but still expressed with a wink. It’s cynicism with manners: a warning wrapped in a one-liner, implying that if the Senate feels like entertainment, someone has let the serious work slip backstage.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dole, Robert J. (2026, January 15). If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-youre-hanging-around-with-nothing-to-do-and-163044/
Chicago Style
Dole, Robert J. "If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-youre-hanging-around-with-nothing-to-do-and-163044/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"If you're hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come over to the Senate. You'll get the same kind of feeling and you won't have to pay." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/if-youre-hanging-around-with-nothing-to-do-and-163044/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.





