"If you've wrecked one train, you've wrecked them all"
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Gallows humor loves a loophole, and Addams snaps it shut. "If you've wrecked one train, you've wrecked them all" takes a familiar piece of folk logic - the shruggy "if you've seen one, you've seen them all" - and swaps sightseeing for catastrophe. The joke lands because it treats disaster like a collectible experience, as if derailment is just another item on a tastemaker's itinerary. That mismatch between tone and event is pure Addams: polite phrasing draped over something grotesque.
The intent is less about trains than about the way people normalize the unthinkable by packaging it into a tidy rule. It's a parody of competence and expertise: the speaker sounds seasoned, even authoritative, precisely because they're casually describing criminal or deadly ineptitude. Subtext: once you've crossed a moral line, the mind rushes to file it under "already done", smoothing out the horror with a counterfeit sense of equivalence. One wreck becomes a category, not a crime.
Contextually, Addams worked in an America infatuated with sleek modernity and mass systems - railroads as symbols of progress, speed, order. His cartoons repeatedly punctured that confidence by revealing the weirdness inside the well-lit house, the menace behind the manicured lawn. Here, the train stands in for any grand apparatus we trust to keep us safe. The line implies that collapse isn't an aberration; it's a repeatable outcome, and the scariest person in the room is the one who can joke about it like it's experience.
The intent is less about trains than about the way people normalize the unthinkable by packaging it into a tidy rule. It's a parody of competence and expertise: the speaker sounds seasoned, even authoritative, precisely because they're casually describing criminal or deadly ineptitude. Subtext: once you've crossed a moral line, the mind rushes to file it under "already done", smoothing out the horror with a counterfeit sense of equivalence. One wreck becomes a category, not a crime.
Contextually, Addams worked in an America infatuated with sleek modernity and mass systems - railroads as symbols of progress, speed, order. His cartoons repeatedly punctured that confidence by revealing the weirdness inside the well-lit house, the menace behind the manicured lawn. Here, the train stands in for any grand apparatus we trust to keep us safe. The line implies that collapse isn't an aberration; it's a repeatable outcome, and the scariest person in the room is the one who can joke about it like it's experience.
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