"I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it"
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The intent is part self-protection, part social diagnosis. Giving your “best advice” is an intimate act; it smuggles in ego (I see the move) and vulnerability (I care what happens). Nicholson’s cynicism reads as a boundary: don’t spend emotional capital on an outcome you can’t control. The subtext is almost tender in its pessimism - he’s acknowledging how stubbornly human it is to learn through impact, not instruction. Advice threatens autonomy; even good advice can feel like being managed. So people nod, thank you, and then go do the thing they were always going to do.
Culturally, it fits Nicholson’s enduring persona: the charismatic truth-teller who’s amused by delusion, including his own. Coming from an actor, it also nods to performance itself. Advice is a script; most of us prefer improv. We don’t follow the “best” line because we’re chasing a story where we get to be the protagonist, not the student.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Nicholson, Jack. (2026, January 17). I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-tell-you-one-thing-dont-ever-give-anybody-31686/
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Nicholson, Jack. "I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-tell-you-one-thing-dont-ever-give-anybody-31686/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-tell-you-one-thing-dont-ever-give-anybody-31686/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











