"I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man"
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The barbershop quartet in The Music Man is nostalgia with choreography: small-town camaraderie, tight vocal blend, jokes that rely on mutual trust. Subtext: Beatty wants the comfort of belonging to a machine that works when everyone listens. Quartet singing is the opposite of Method anguish; it’s communal craft. In a business that sells individuality and myth, he’s choosing interdependence.
There’s also a sly actor’s wink in picking The Music Man, a show about persuasion, performance, and the flimsy boundary between con and community. Beatty’s wish isn’t to be the charismatic Harold Hill, the man running the hustle. It’s to be inside the harmony that the hustle accidentally creates. That’s a quietly radical preference in celebrity culture: give me the ensemble, the tuned-in colleagues, the chance to make something buoyant that only exists if we do it together.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Beatty, Ned. (2026, January 15). I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-tell-you-what-i-would-do-in-a-shot-if-i-could-159264/
Chicago Style
Beatty, Ned. "I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-tell-you-what-i-would-do-in-a-shot-if-i-could-159264/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'll tell you what I would do in a shot if I could. I would sing in the barbershop quartet in The Music Man." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ill-tell-you-what-i-would-do-in-a-shot-if-i-could-159264/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







