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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian"

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Orben’s line lands like a rimshot with a sting: it weaponizes a modern political cliché (“illegal aliens”) by yanking the camera back to the country’s original border-crossing story. The joke’s engine is misdirection. You expect a familiar gripe about immigration; instead, the punchline points to Indigenous people as the ones most qualified to answer, because they’re the ones who experienced the most consequential “unauthorized entry” in American history. Comedy here works as moral shortcut: one term, one pivot, and a whole national myth gets punctured.

The intent isn’t policy analysis; it’s guilt deployment. By applying bureaucratic language to colonization, Orben exposes how sanitized and selective American vocabulary can be. “Illegal aliens” is already an alienating phrase, designed to make human beings sound like contraband. Orben flips that dehumanization back onto the dominant narrative: if we’re going to talk about legality, whose laws count, and who got to write them after arriving?

The subtext is sharper than the setup. It suggests that the U.S. treats immigration as a crisis only when the newcomers aren’t the ones who end up owning the institutions. That’s why the line still feels radioactive: it collapses contemporary outrage into historical amnesia, implying that today’s moral certainty rests on yesterday’s land theft.

Context matters, too. As an entertainer, Orben’s bluntness is calibrated for mass audiences: quick, legible, and uncomfortable enough to provoke a laugh that doubles as a flinch.

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Robert Orben (born March 4, 1927) is a Entertainer from USA.

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