"I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house"
About this Quote
Gabor's intent is mischief with a blade. She performs the role she was always accused of being - the glamorous gold-digger - but on her terms, with perfect comic timing. "I'm a great housekeeper" sets up the listener for aprons and polish; "I get divorced" detonates the setup; "I keep the house" delivers the punch with the cold clarity of a legal settlement. The rhythm is vaudeville, the subtext is power: in a culture that prized women for maintaining homes but often denied them control over money, divorce becomes not failure but leverage.
Context matters. Gabor was a mid-century tabloid fixture, a woman turned into a punchline by an era that loved to shame female ambition while quietly admiring it. She answers that hypocrisy by leaning into it, turning scandal into brand. The line also winks at Hollywood's transactional underbelly: if marriage is treated like a contract, why pretend the payout isn't part of the plot? It's not just a quip; it's an exit strategy delivered with a smile.
Quote Details
| Topic | Divorce |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Gabor, Zsa Zsa. (2026, January 14). I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-a-great-housekeeper-i-get-divorced-i-keep-the-15073/
Chicago Style
Gabor, Zsa Zsa. "I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-a-great-housekeeper-i-get-divorced-i-keep-the-15073/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-a-great-housekeeper-i-get-divorced-i-keep-the-15073/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.







