"I'm as thick as a plank"
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Self-deprecation was Princess Diana's most disarming instrument, and "I'm as thick as a plank" is a masterclass in it. On the surface, it's a throwaway Britishism: a joke about being dim. Underneath, it’s a social tactic designed for a life lived under permanent appraisal. In a monarchy that prizes poise, discretion, and the performance of effortlessness, calling yourself stupid is a paradoxical way to seize control of the room. If you name your supposed deficiency first, you deny others the pleasure of doing it for you.
The line also quietly reframes what intelligence counts as. Diana was persistently patronized by courtiers and the press as naive, undereducated, too emotional. By leaning into that caricature, she makes it smaller, almost cartoonish, while redirecting attention to the intelligence she did possess: emotional acuity, warmth, and an instinct for human contact that the institution often lacked. It’s not that she believed she was "thick"; it’s that she understood how to survive in a system where being openly strategic could be read as threatening.
Context matters: Diana’s public image was forged in an era when a young woman’s likability was treated as civic infrastructure. This joke signals approachability and lowers the temperature, inviting protection rather than scrutiny. The tragedy is that it also hints at the psychic cost of being forced to make yourself harmless in order to be heard.
The line also quietly reframes what intelligence counts as. Diana was persistently patronized by courtiers and the press as naive, undereducated, too emotional. By leaning into that caricature, she makes it smaller, almost cartoonish, while redirecting attention to the intelligence she did possess: emotional acuity, warmth, and an instinct for human contact that the institution often lacked. It’s not that she believed she was "thick"; it’s that she understood how to survive in a system where being openly strategic could be read as threatening.
Context matters: Diana’s public image was forged in an era when a young woman’s likability was treated as civic infrastructure. This joke signals approachability and lowers the temperature, inviting protection rather than scrutiny. The tragedy is that it also hints at the psychic cost of being forced to make yourself harmless in order to be heard.
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