"I'm definitely a centrist and feel like both parties can be absurd"
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As a cartoonist, Bird’s leverage is ridicule. Calling “both parties” absurd doesn’t just critique; it levels. Absurdity is the language of satire, a way to say the system isn’t merely wrong but structurally silly, driven by incentives that reward performative outrage, bad-faith purity tests, and narratives too tidy for reality. The subtext is weariness: you can feel the exhaustion with political messaging that asks people to pick a team before they’re allowed to think.
Centrism here also functions as a shield. It grants permission to mock everyone without being dismissed as partisan, even as it risks sounding like a dodge. That tension is the point. In a culture where politics doubles as personal branding, Bird is claiming the right to be unbranded. The statement works because it’s less ideology than temperament: a satirist’s instinct to distrust any group that takes itself too seriously.
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"I'm definitely a centrist and feel like both parties can be absurd." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-definitely-a-centrist-and-feel-like-both-44111/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.







