"I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it"
About this Quote
The specific intent is simple: name the loss before it gets framed by someone else. Baldness is rarely treated as a real problem in public conversation; it's coded as cosmetic, even comic. Calling it "major" pushes back on that minimization. He's not asking for sympathy as much as he's claiming permission to care, openly, about something that culture insists shouldn't matter to a man.
The subtext is industry-loud. For an actor, hair isn't just hair; it's employability, typecasting, and the silent math of who gets read as youthful, romantic, "leading", or relegated to dad roles and punchlines. Watanabe, long associated with highly recognizable, sometimes limiting character parts, is voicing a fear about losing one of the few adjustable dials in an image economy.
The context is also generational: midlife shows up as a physical fact you can't outwork. The line's power is that it treats that fact not as destiny or comedy, but as grief with a microphone.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Watanabe, Gedde. (2026, January 16). I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-going-bald-im-having-a-major-problem-with-it-135078/
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Watanabe, Gedde. "I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-going-bald-im-having-a-major-problem-with-it-135078/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-going-bald-im-having-a-major-problem-with-it-135078/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





