"I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue"
About this Quote
“Pop for when the boat comes to the rescue” is the sly bit of character writing. Most people plan for the emergency. Neill plans for the moment the emergency becomes a story. It’s a quiet admission that we curate our crises now: if you’re going to be saved, you might as well have a ritual ready, a little cinematic punctuation. Rescue isn’t just relief; it’s an entrance.
The line also carries a gentle dig at status culture. Cristal isn’t here because it’s delicious; it’s here because it reads instantly as indulgence, celebrity, spectacle. Neill uses it as a comic flare gun: a way to mock performative wealth while enjoying the performance. The subtext is: I’m not precious, but I’m not allergic to a good bit, especially when it turns hardship into a toastable anecdote.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Neill, Sam. (2026, January 16). I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-big-on-champagne-but-id-take-along-a-116969/
Chicago Style
Neill, Sam. "I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-big-on-champagne-but-id-take-along-a-116969/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm not big on Champagne, but I'd take along a bottle of Cristal to pop for when the boat comes to the rescue." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-big-on-champagne-but-id-take-along-a-116969/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.








