"I'm not going to sit on the porch of the old anchorman's home with a drool cup"
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The intent reads as boundary-setting, but the subtext is sharper: American public life offers few off-ramps that don’t feel like erasure. Anchors age in high-definition. The camera doesn’t just document decline; it can become the mechanism of it, turning a once-authoritative narrator into a relic, then into a meme. Brokaw’s refusal is less about vanity than about agency: he’s insisting that he, not the cycle of network news or the audience’s appetite for continuity, gets to decide when the performance ends.
There’s also a generational pride baked in. Brokaw came up when anchormen were treated as civic furniture, steady hands during national crisis. The line bristles at the idea of being managed like furniture, stored when scuffed. It works because it’s unsentimental and a little brutal, the kind of blunt metaphor that punctures the piety around “aging gracefully” and admits what many professionals fear: not stopping, but being kept.
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| Topic | Aging |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Brokaw, Tom. (2026, January 15). I'm not going to sit on the porch of the old anchorman's home with a drool cup. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-going-to-sit-on-the-porch-of-the-old-152639/
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Brokaw, Tom. "I'm not going to sit on the porch of the old anchorman's home with a drool cup." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-going-to-sit-on-the-porch-of-the-old-152639/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm not going to sit on the porch of the old anchorman's home with a drool cup." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-going-to-sit-on-the-porch-of-the-old-152639/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








