"I'm not religious. In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch. If it works all matches must therefore end in a draw"
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The punchline is pure Cruijff: if the gesture “works,” then it should work equally for everyone, which means the outcome cancels out and the match ends level. It’s a joke, but it’s also a tidy logic trap. He forces you to notice the contradiction at the heart of sports superstition: we treat symbols as causal tools only when they flatter our preferred result. If the team wins, the ritual is credited; if they lose, the ritual becomes background noise. Cruijff refuses that selective accounting.
Context matters: Spanish football has long carried visible Catholic habits, especially in public, performative moments like walking onto the pitch. Cruijff, the Dutch modernizer who helped reshape Barcelona as much philosophically as tactically, represents a different cultural weather system - more skeptical, more systems-minded, more invested in what you can actually train and control. Under the humor sits a quiet manifesto: outcomes come from structure, decision-making, and execution, not from bargaining with the sky five seconds before kickoff.
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"I'm not religious. In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch. If it works all matches must therefore end in a draw." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-religious-in-spain-all-22-players-make-the-114080/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.



