"I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher"
About this Quote
The subtext is less “Americans are stupid” than “bigness produces noise.” By shifting from national character to math, he offers a loophole for the speaker and a trap for the listener. If stupidity is a percentage, then the U.S. simply outputs more of it because it’s a mass-production country: more people, more microphones, more spectacle, more chances for the loudest errors to go global. It’s a critique of scale as destiny, not just a cheap anti-Americanism.
That also fits Malkmus’s 90s indie context, where authenticity was a stance against corporate culture and mainstream saturation. The line echoes a familiar alternative-music suspicion: that the American “way of life” isn’t uniquely evil, just uniquely amplified. In an era when U.S. media sets the agenda far beyond its borders, the “percentage” doesn’t stay contained; it becomes a cultural export. The joke works because it’s both defensible and insulting: statistics as plausible deniability, delivered as a smirk.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sarcastic |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Malkmus, Stephen. (2026, January 17). I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-sure-if-you-can-blame-everything-on-the-81492/
Chicago Style
Malkmus, Stephen. "I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-sure-if-you-can-blame-everything-on-the-81492/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm not sure if you can blame everything on the American way of life, but the United States are big. So, if you have a lot of people there, the percentage of stupid people is bound to be higher." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-not-sure-if-you-can-blame-everything-on-the-81492/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.






