"I'm on this diet where you're supposed to eat only fish and meat"

"Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath"

"Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days"

"Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream"

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream"

"Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate"

"One fifth of human kind depend on fish to live. Today now 70 percent of the fish stock are over-exploited. According to FAO if we don't change our system of fishing the main sea resources will be gone in 2050. We don't want to believe what we know"

"He who does not love his own language is worse than an animal and smelly fish"

"All men are equal before fish"

"The one thing that a fish can never find is water; and the one thing that man can never find is God"

"Wherever the fish are, that's where we go"