"I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades"
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“Newfangled ones who are born joining parades” sharpens the satire. It caricatures a common straight misconception: that queerness equals performance, politics, spectacle. Lane compresses decades of culture-war rhetoric into a single image of babies arriving pre-assigned to glitter and marching bands. The exaggeration does two things at once. It punctures the idea that Pride is evidence of some flamboyant contagion, and it gently ribs the queer community’s own internal debates about respectability versus visibility.
The subtext is tenderly ambivalent: Pride parades are joyous and necessary, but they can also become the only script the mainstream recognizes. Lane, an actor who came out publicly in an era when it could still cost you roles, speaks from a generational seam. His humor doesn’t reject Pride; it rejects the demand that queer people be legible in only one way. It’s a one-liner that smuggles in a history lesson: visibility is hard-won, and the freedom to be quiet, loud, or neither is part of the win.
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Lane, Nathan. (2026, January 15). I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-one-of-those-old-fashioned-homosexuals-not-one-143384/
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Lane, Nathan. "I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-one-of-those-old-fashioned-homosexuals-not-one-143384/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm one of those old-fashioned homosexuals, not one of the newfangled ones who are born joining parades." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-one-of-those-old-fashioned-homosexuals-not-one-143384/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.




