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Creativity Quote by Neil Peart

"I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke"

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Peart’s little self-own lands because it refuses the rock-star myth of effortless cool. Here’s a guy mythologized as a precision-machine drummer - the human metronome who could pilot odd time signatures at arena volume - admitting he’s hopeless at the most suburban of masculine rituals: “ball-and-stick games.” The phrasing is almost childlike, a deliberate deflation. He’s not saying, “I’m bad at golf.” He’s saying he’s bad at the entire category of sanctioned guy-competence, as if hand-eye coordination were a cultural club he never joined.

The second sentence sharpens the intent: “it’s intended to be a joke.” That’s not just humility; it’s preemptive framing. Peart controls the narrative before anyone else can. If he whiffs, it’s performance art, not failure. It’s also a quiet jab at the social contract of golf itself - a pastime that pretends to be leisure while functioning as bonding, status signaling, and a low-stakes test of masculinity. Peart opts out by turning participation into satire.

Context matters: Peart was famously private, cerebral, allergic to easy celebrity. He spent years on the road and, later, endured profound personal loss. Against that biography, the line reads like a coping strategy disguised as banter: keep the ego small, keep the room light, don’t confuse skill with worth. The irony is that his “no good” at games coexists with near-superhuman mastery in his chosen discipline. The joke is also a boundary: I’ll join you, but I won’t pretend this is my language.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Peart, Neil. (2026, January 15). I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-still-no-good-at-ball-and-stick-games-if-i-go-156889/

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Peart, Neil. "I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-still-no-good-at-ball-and-stick-games-if-i-go-156889/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm still no good at ball-and-stick games. If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-still-no-good-at-ball-and-stick-games-if-i-go-156889/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Neil Peart (September 12, 1952 - January 7, 2020) was a Musician from Canada.

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