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Love & Passion Quote by Woody Allen

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own"

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It lands like a rimshot because it weaponizes self-deprecation and turns it into a boast. On the surface, Woody Allen is doing what his comic persona always did: taking the sting out of insecurity by naming it first. But the mechanics are sharper. The sentence begins in the register of bragging ("I'm such a good lover") then yanks the rug with a confession that reframes "practice" as masturbation. The laugh comes from the collision of two social scripts: sexual prowess as public status versus sexuality as private habit, politely unmentionable until a comedian drags it into daylight.

The intent is less erotic than diagnostic. Allen's shtick sells a fantasy of competence smuggled through humiliation: if you're anxious, awkward, or romantically underqualified, you can still claim an edge by mastering the one arena where you control the outcome. It's also a tiny manifesto of his onscreen masculinity, where bravado never arrives without a footnote of neurosis. He doesn't deny loneliness; he monetizes it.

Context matters: this is mid-to-late 20th-century American comedy, after the sexual revolution made sex discussable but not yet comfortable. The line depends on that cultural tension - liberation with a lingering blush. Today it reads with an added layer: Allen's real-world controversies cast a long shadow over jokes about sex and self-justification. What once played as clever embarrassment can now sound like defensive misdirection, the punchline doubling as a shield.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Allen, Woody. (2026, January 15). I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-such-a-good-lover-because-i-practice-a-lot-on-34941/

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Allen, Woody. "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-such-a-good-lover-because-i-practice-a-lot-on-34941/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-such-a-good-lover-because-i-practice-a-lot-on-34941/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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