"I'm the slowest driver in the world"
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The intent reads like disarming self-deprecation, but the subtext is about control. Driving is one of the last arenas where celebrity can’t fully outsource risk; speed becomes a metaphor for ego, entitlement, and the cultural script that important people move fast and everyone else should get out of the way. Hopkins positions himself against that script. “Slowest” isn’t merely a measurable fact, it’s a moral stance: I refuse the frenzy, I refuse to hurry for your timeline.
Context matters because Hopkins’ public persona in later life has leaned into reflective craft talk and calm, almost monkish humor. The quote fits that late-career recalibration: the icon as ordinary, the star as someone who values arriving safely over arriving first. It also quietly critiques modern acceleration culture, where speed is treated like virtue and impatience like honesty. By exaggerating to “in the world,” he makes it a joke with teeth: a little absurdity that still lands as character. The punchline is that slowness, here, reads like maturity.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hopkins, Anthony. (2026, January 16). I'm the slowest driver in the world. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-the-slowest-driver-in-the-world-138361/
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Hopkins, Anthony. "I'm the slowest driver in the world." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-the-slowest-driver-in-the-world-138361/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm the slowest driver in the world." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-the-slowest-driver-in-the-world-138361/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.







