"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over"
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The amusement-park bar is doing double duty. It’s a literal measure and a metaphor for access: a system designed to exclude you “for safety,” which is to say, for the comfort of the people already on the ride. The punchline lands because we know the real bar in late-night isn’t inches; it’s network risk tolerance, a narrow template of masculinity, and the expectation that a host should look like he could sell you a car without blinking.
Stewart’s self-deprecation also functions as an aggressive form of control. He volunteers the insult before anyone else can wield it, then uses it to widen the target from his body to the industry’s shallow logic. Coming from an entertainer who built a career dismantling institutional smugness, it’s a neat reminder: the joke isn’t “I’m short.” The joke is that power still loves a stupid ruler.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stewart, Jon. (2026, January 18). I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-too-short-to-host-a-late-night-talk-show-its-19087/
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Stewart, Jon. "I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-too-short-to-host-a-late-night-talk-show-its-19087/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. You have to be six foot two or over." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-too-short-to-host-a-late-night-talk-show-its-19087/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.





