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Aging & Wisdom Quote by Broderick Crawford

"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care"

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Stuck in the American no-man's-land between entitlement and desirability, Crawford turns aging into a one-liner with a bruise underneath. The joke is engineered like a barroom lament: Medicare stands in for official recognition, the moment the state finally admits you exist and might even be worth maintaining. "Broads" stands in for the opposite economy - attention, sex, glamour - the informal currency that tells you you're still vivid. He claims access to neither. It's funny because it's blunt, but it's also funny because it's framed as bureaucracy versus biology, two systems that don't negotiate.

The specific intent is self-deprecation with a wink: a tough-guy actor puncturing his own myth before anyone else can. Crawford's screen persona often traded in authority and swagger; this line flips that persona into a man who feels timed out by his own timeline. The subtext is harsher than the laugh suggests: aging isn't just decline, it's misalignment. You can be old in the dating market while still young in the healthcare market - punished by both, protected by neither.

Context matters. Crawford lived through an era when male stars were allowed to age on camera, but not without being recast as relics or jokes. The dated term "broads" is doing cultural work: it signals a mid-century masculine voice that treats desire as a scoreboard. That casual sexism isn't incidental; it's part of the defensive posture. If you can make aging a punchline, you don't have to admit it scares you.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Crawford, Broderick. (2026, January 15). I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-too-young-for-medicare-and-too-old-for-broads-43638/

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Crawford, Broderick. "I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-too-young-for-medicare-and-too-old-for-broads-43638/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-too-young-for-medicare-and-too-old-for-broads-43638/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Broderick Crawford (December 9, 1911 - April 26, 1986) was a Actor from USA.

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