"I'm watching the Weather Channel more than I've ever watched it. I'm scared to death it's going to rain"

"If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death"

"My mortal foe can no ways wish me a greater harm than England's hate; neither should death be less welcome unto me than such a mishap betide me"

"Immortality - a fate worse than death"

"That which is so universal as death must be a benefit"

"Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem"

"Death is the golden key that opens the palace of eternity"

"Death is a commingling of eternity with time; in the death of a good man, eternity is seen looking through time"

"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see"

"Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn"

"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily"