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Daily Inspiration Quote by Broderick Crawford

"I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic"

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There’s a whole career of swagger packed into that shrug of a sentence. “I’m what you call a deathbed Catholic” frames faith less as daily practice than as an emergency service: something you dial when the lights start flickering. Crawford’s wording is doing double duty. The casual “what you call” distances him from the label even as he accepts it, like he’s letting the audience name the vice while he keeps his dignity. It’s self-deprecation with a steel edge: yes, I know the rules, no, I’m not pretending I follow them, and I’m not begging you to admire me for admitting it.

As an actor from mid-century Hollywood, Crawford is talking from inside a culture that prized public respectability and private appetite. Catholicism in that era carried both fear and comfort: mortal sin on one side, last rites on the other. The “deathbed” qualifier nods to the old joke about people who live like sinners and try to cash in a late repentance coupon. He’s not exactly endorsing that loophole; he’s acknowledging the bargain as a real psychological script.

The subtext is less theological than transactional. Crawford signals a man who wants moral accounting to exist, just not in the middle of the party. It’s also a subtle bid for control over his own narrative: if he jokes first, no one else gets to moralize. In one line, he turns the tension between fame, guilt, and absolution into a performance - wry, defensive, and oddly intimate.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Crawford, Broderick. (2026, January 17). I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-what-you-call-a-deathbed-catholic-43639/

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Crawford, Broderick. "I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-what-you-call-a-deathbed-catholic-43639/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-what-you-call-a-deathbed-catholic-43639/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Broderick Crawford (December 9, 1911 - April 26, 1986) was a Actor from USA.

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