"I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic"
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As an actor from mid-century Hollywood, Crawford is talking from inside a culture that prized public respectability and private appetite. Catholicism in that era carried both fear and comfort: mortal sin on one side, last rites on the other. The “deathbed” qualifier nods to the old joke about people who live like sinners and try to cash in a late repentance coupon. He’s not exactly endorsing that loophole; he’s acknowledging the bargain as a real psychological script.
The subtext is less theological than transactional. Crawford signals a man who wants moral accounting to exist, just not in the middle of the party. It’s also a subtle bid for control over his own narrative: if he jokes first, no one else gets to moralize. In one line, he turns the tension between fame, guilt, and absolution into a performance - wry, defensive, and oddly intimate.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Crawford, Broderick. (2026, January 17). I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-what-you-call-a-deathbed-catholic-43639/
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Crawford, Broderick. "I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-what-you-call-a-deathbed-catholic-43639/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/im-what-you-call-a-deathbed-catholic-43639/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





