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Daily Inspiration Quote by William Ralph Inge

"In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted"

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There is a cleric’s sigh in Inge’s line, but it lands with the snap of a satirist. He isn’t merely teasing English obstinacy; he’s diagnosing a national style of decision-making that treats “logic” as suspect precisely because it is clean. The joke works because it’s framed as certainty: you can trust only that the rational answer won’t win. Inge turns the stereotype of English pragmatism into a paradox: practicality, in practice, often means clinging to precedent, compromise, and the comforting muddle of tradition.

The subtext is less about intelligence than about temperament and power. “Logical solution” implies an abstract, universal fix - something that could be imposed from above, indifferent to class habits, institutional inertia, or the unwritten rules that actually govern British life. Inge’s England prefers solutions that preserve face, continuity, and hierarchy, even when those solutions are inefficient. That preference can masquerade as common sense: better the flawed arrangement that everyone understands than the elegant reform that forces a reckoning.

Context matters: Inge lived through the late-Victorian settlement, World War I, and the grinding reorganization of British society that followed. As the “Gloomy Dean,” he was famous for skeptical, mordant commentary on modernity and reform. The line reads like a warning aimed at reformers: if you expect policy to follow reason, you’ve misunderstood the game. England’s governing genius - and its self-sabotage - is that it makes the illogical feel inevitable.

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Inge, William Ralph. (2026, January 15). In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-dealing-with-englishmen-you-can-be-sure-of-one-15934/

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Inge, William Ralph. "In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-dealing-with-englishmen-you-can-be-sure-of-one-15934/.

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"In dealing with Englishmen you can be sure of one thing only, that the logical solution will not be adopted." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-dealing-with-englishmen-you-can-be-sure-of-one-15934/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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William Ralph Inge

William Ralph Inge (June 6, 1860 - February 26, 1954) was a Clergyman from England.

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