"In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance provided along the course. Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners"
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The sharper turn comes with "Worse, they cross the finish line". Henderson understands that sport runs on a shared illusion of order. A finish line is supposed to sort effort into meaning: your time, your place, your story. Bandits do not just siphon Gatorade; they hijack narrative. They create phantom competitors, muddy splits, distort age-group rankings, and force organizers to play detective. The "legitimate runners" phrase is doing quiet work here, drawing a boundary around who gets to belong. It's a defense of the social contract of racing: you can suffer, you can celebrate, but you cannot counterfeit.
Context matters. Road races are uniquely vulnerable: open courses, thin policing, big crowds. Henderson's frustration reads like a warning about what happens when a mass-participation event scales faster than its trust infrastructure. The subtext is bleakly modern: in a system built on honor, one small act of opportunism can ripple outward, making everyone a little more suspicious, and the finish line a little less sacred.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Henderson, Joe. (2026, January 15). In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance provided along the course. Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-fact-the-bandits-steal-the-drinks-and-146513/
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Henderson, Joe. "In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance provided along the course. Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-fact-the-bandits-steal-the-drinks-and-146513/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"In fact, the bandits steal the drinks and assistance provided along the course. Worse, they cross the finish line and mess up the scoring of legitimate runners." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/in-fact-the-bandits-steal-the-drinks-and-146513/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.










